Croyt's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[CD- SAW]

Ooooh!

WOW, I absolutely love saw, and this was very good. UNique idea, and good exucution, I hate Clock shit, but this is awesome. Vry good!

[Phillip the Tennis Ball]

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT WAS RETARDED. Not only was that bunch of random ramblings not even remotely funny. But the animation was terrible, also while listening to terrible crackling or sometimes quiet sound. Were you high on crack when you made this?

If you want to know how to make "random" cartoons watch "dad's Home" or Jerry Jackson films.

Tom remove this abomination of front page.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

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Job: High School Idiot

[Halo vs CounterStrike]

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Hmm...I didn't like the animation at all...but the main reason I didnt like it was because of the dumb humor. None of that was funny. Then again the whole concept is dumb. The masterchief vs counter strike? Hmm like anyone's ever thought of that...

Generally dumb

Los-Tres-Hermanos responds:

Last I checked, this is the first time someone has turned this into an animation. Plenty of concepts have been around before people made them into videos. Maybe Halo vs CS has been a fan-fic before, but this is the first animation of it I've heard of. If I'm wrong, please link me to the original.

Your animation looks like it was drawn by a monkey. It's a fucking slideshow! My 10 year old brother can do better than you, and even I think he sucks.

[Animator vs. Animation]

*applause*

Not only is this now my new favorite flash, but this must be the absolutely most unique idea, anybody has ever come up with. If the animations got a mind of their own, and used MAcromedia Flash, as their battlefield. Absolute genius. Also the unique way you used each tool, and even the frames themselves as weapons! This must have taken some time. However it's worth it. 10 out of fucking 10.

[Ignorance is Bliss]

WTTTTTTTTTTTTF

OK, first off I absolutely love your animating and your style of flash, I honestly do.

However.

That song is fucking retarded. I don't understand it at all, like, it was done by a band in the 90's? It is such a dumb song.....really weird. I dont understand the oil reference and the re-occuring monkey wrench, I dont know, maybe Im the dumb one.

Is it possible that, that song has a deep meaning about ignorance is bliss?

Or was it a bunch of dumb white nerds who decided to write a song about their favorite video game?

Nonetheless I love how you took either a dumb song or a deep philosophical one and turned it into a great flash with a silly song. That chorus is kind of catchy but it is really weird.

[Halo Nerds ep. 3 Part 2]

wow

ok kid seriously

1.Half of that shit is not even funny
2.Half of that shit never even happens in Halo (and I should know)
3. The only good thing was the art

Sorry but it's true, crappy french voice overs aren't funny, please use good humor next time. The scissors modding crap was so dumb. God. In my honest opinon there is not one good halo flash, and I think we should change that, come on now.

[Sonic X Mario]

Hmmm

Well I thought it was good animaion, but WHO HASNT DONE A SPRITE FLASH WITH MARIO AND SONIC FIGHTING!!? Honestly, not original at all, but the sprite animation was ooooooooooook. Good effort.

[Croyt's Demise]

YO

For those who actually dont know who croyt is I AM CROYT.

Has anyone seen my anger montage? Angry gamer thing?

Oh well, my buddy made this for me as a joke.

So

whatev

AlterEgoZ777 responds:

no i didnt...but yes GO WATCH CROYT'S ANGER AND CROYT'S RAGE!...

[A Thanksgiving Dinner]

WHOA

THAT BLEW ME AWAY!! WHAT A FUCKING GOOD FLASH!!! A little late, BUT STILL GREAT! THIS AUTHOR's DRAWINGS AND ART ARE SOO BEAUTIFUL AND PRECISE!! NICE JOB!

AlterEgoZ777 responds:

OMG THE REAL CROYT!...Thanks for the review...means alot to me...lol...

[Spoilsbury Toast Boy -2]

AMAZING

David Firth you are a genius. Im really hoping you read this review. I highly respect your sort of dark animation and how in this cartoon the kids and Grandma were inprisoned in this beetle world and how they worked for the beetle overlord. This sense of style is unique. When they found out that the little girl (I believe her name was Liache) had a stuffy nose and the mucus was living but life was being wasted, so they killed her. That right there immediately tells you that the intelligence of this flash goes way beyond that of any others. This isnt some dumbass short, or a dumbass game, this was carefully worked on in David Firth's head to create this depressing beetle world and the depressing story of two slave kids. Not to add that there was a bit of humor in there. FUCKING BRILLANT.